You were the one thing in my way

That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.

the pretty french lady made a joke that not only landed, it bored right through the center of the freakin’ earth.

you’d bring your friends Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. And then you would leave.”

Is it okay if I- white, straight, male- play this game, too? Because I like it!

30 Dirty Tricks to Heat Up Your Voting Booth! (Hint: at least two involve ice cubes.)

Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.

Yes Ivanka, Cosmo readers do and should care about issues impacting women and children (and families of all kinds) which is why they fucking asked you those questions.

I lived with a yoga teacher who, when I did something that pissed her off, would run up to her room and put on a bikini and prance around the house. I’m overweight, and I’m pretty sure she did it to make me feel bad about myself. There was no other explanation because she still did this when it was freezing cold. Even…

If she can hear nails brushing on a doorframe, snake slithering would be like being at a tractor pull for her.

I love awful roommate stories. Please share!

Man you could NOT pay me enough to room with that monster!!!

This is the best email conversation. Almost as good as the unhinged sorority emails from two years ago (but not really, those will always be THE ALL TIME BEST).

YES that shit is tripping me the fuck out.

“Oh no, someone somewhere is getting something I don’t need!”

There’s no consideration for the child’s privacy here. His well-being is clearly secondary to the object lesson he can provide in the eyes of this department.

Missing from the FB post: links to resources people can call to report/help addicts, decency, empathy.

That’s fucked. Heroin is destroying lives and this is the response? Not advocating good rehab programs, not railing against a rehab industry that exists only to Hoover up government money by keeping people hooked for as long as possible and relapsing as often as possible...nope, let’s just post photos of people at…

Facts are un-American. Why do you hate the troops?

One thing I found interesting was how little attention this got. It’s basically a classic “pay to play” story; a regulator considers joining a probe into a businessman’s alleged racketeering/fraud scheme, decides to back off, and is rewarded by an apparent campaign donation. It’s a hell of a lot more conclusive than…