I’m surprised Ryan was able to complete a full turn around the dance floor without Michael Phelps lapping him.

I agree.

lenny’s last fuckable day is defined not so much by the length of his life, but of yours.

No wonder he walks that way...

We missed you, Mr Finger!

I was actually sort of rooting for them.

Just sent in 16 pages of forms to become a donor for the hospital milk bank. I have 120+oz in the freezer and it grows little by little every day.

Thanks so much for replying! We do get nervous these days.

Bobby’s off this week! Sometimes they do release us into the wild (briefly).

What happened to Bobby? Did I miss something? There was no midweek madness. While I quite enjoy your writing, Kelly, I'm just used to Bobby writing about this sort of thing.

Yikes.

Original title: Subtle As a Flying Mallet

Me while watching this:

Are You Afraid of The Dark fucked up so many things for me as a child. Pools, playgrounds at night, other children...

Does anyone feel like the past few years have just been some weirdo’s really really long dream?

The police report further states that a second witness saw the clown and chased him—or her!—with a machete, after which “the clown ran back into the woods and disappeared from view.”

Wouldn’t clowns scare kids away? I’m still freaked out by “The Tale of Laughing in the Dark”.

More importantly, the authorities should be warning the children not to eat any food offered in the clown forest. For if they do...