Come on, who hasn’t tipped off the paparazzi when you’ve had a super secret romantic date?

Aw congratulations! Mr. Dog and I have been together for 22 years, married for 15.

Taylor doesn't wear Tom after Labor Day.

Who the hell is Dan Bilzerian?

KYLIE JFC

In all honesty don’t most celebrities act this way though?

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Carbon based life forms often reply with an emotional response.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

I’ve been accosted while just going for a pap smear. “We have alternatives!” To a pap smear? Because I would totally want to hear those.

Don’t you fucking dare, 2016. Don’t you do it.

I initially misread the headline as Sean *Astin* and thought Sir Ian was being a dick who should have performed the ceremony for free (and also that Sean Astin is one of a very small number of famous people who totally get a free pass on anything LOTR). Then I realized it was *Parker*, and I immediately became Team…

I imagine it’s something like when you friend a coworker at your new job on facebook, and see that they have one mutual friend, so the next day at work you’re like “how the hell do you know Sarah, my ex-boyfriend’s sister-in-law?!” and they’re like “oh weird, she was my childhood babysitter for 3 months until my…

Of course Gandalf doesn’t do weddings. There are rings involved.

Welcome to the roaring 20s people. I hate these silicon valley fucks more than anything else on earth right now. Because we did this. Humanity just keeps making the same mistakes.

I was willing to give them some benefit of the doubt when people were claiming that their stories didn’t sync perfectly or that they didn’t “act” like robbery victims.

No no no, you’re supposed to blame the media for not recognizing sarcasm.

I was a little on the fence about Twinja until then. What a dead giveaway of the hashtags you’re searching, I love it!

Funny story about this drama. I retweeted a post about white privilege in the treatment of Lochte’s case, comparing it in my own post to the framing of Michael Phelps’ DUIs. I’mFartNSmunny liked the post, and replied something about the “double standards” being applied, and #LochteGate. Mere seconds pass, and someone…

White dudes get in a fight with security, bust up a shop and then lie about getting mugged and Americans largely treat it like a joke, with some articles essentially describing the situation with a boys will be boys undertone .