I love my cargo shorts. I’m a middle-aged dad; we automatically receive a pair in the mail on our birthday.
I love my cargo shorts. I’m a middle-aged dad; we automatically receive a pair in the mail on our birthday.
Better a dipshit than a rapist
This is why I only fly Trump airlines. No Muslims, Mexicans, disabled people, or crying babies to have to worry about. And they cut holes in the pillow cases so you can see out of them when you wear them as a hood, too!
Here is Taylor making her way to her SUV from another angle.
Any time a doctor tells me it’s just stress, I look for a new doctor.
I would recommend goign to a GI specialist. You may have IBS, which is yes often triggered by stress, but can be very painful and serious problem. IBS has other methods of treatment that are medical as well as holistic, such as dietary changes and prescription medications to help with nausea and pain on the bad days.…
You don’t seem angry, I think you should be angry. You kinda sound like if he called you and was all “baby baby baby” at you and “left his wife” you’d take him and girl, that’s not a good place to be. Maybe he’s doing you a favor by blocking you, no contact with this manipulative fucker is definitely the way to go.…
“He said Dada today, three times!”
I do not know if mine counts because I did not actually go on the date. I was stood up by a guy because before coming to pick me up, he got arrested for shop-lifting a toaster oven at K-Mart using the self-checkout machines.
Worst date: Dude showed up wearing jorts, carrying 2 handguns and a concealed carry license, and accidentally punched me when over-enthusiastically reaching for his beer.
it’s not really anyone’s place to tell someone what they should/shouldn't be doing with their reproductive organs
Awkward silence. Punctuated by the GPS. Which is voiced by Rush Limbaugh.
Yeah remember 2007 when Jezebel wasn’t a pop culture site? Those sure were the days.
That’s just a side effect of the chemical burns it takes to achieve that color.
British men are born in their 40s.
I’m sorry, I just don’t believe he’s not in his 40s.
Would I make this myself? No.
I’m sorry but I need to eat this.
I am both laughing my ass off and supremely disappointed in you right now.
“Taylor loves that Tom is really into fashion and that they can coordinate their outfits together.”