Melissa’s dress? I really like it!

“D’oh, baby brain!” said I, the self-identified radical feminist. Good feminists are never supposed to impute anything to Lady Hormone stuff,

I dunno dude, I wish more people would take my SEVERE PMS seriously. Not just a “haha bad mood cause I’m raggin” but more “this is an actual thing that is happening to my body…

Yes, exactly. My first gen parents owned a small business, and they had stockpiles of cash and only ever dealt with the bank when they had to cash a check. I think some Americans don’t realize that cash, especially the dollar, is still supreme in other countries and credit is highly considered suspicious.

someone teach me a way to scam rich white men. like robin hood but i am also the poor i am robbing for.

“Judge Thokozile Masipa called him “a good candidate for rehabilitation.”

I prefer to think of it as a candid from one of their many intimate get-togethers.

Is Hugh Jackman just prison Jean Valjean 24/7 now?

took this long for one of the members of the watch to fall asleep so that he could make it through our defensive perimeter

I feel like a good portion of my master of public health curriculum is learning that everything that’s enjoyable is probably slowly killing you. And then continuing to consume those things anyway, just with the added knowledge that they’re probably giving me cancer.

It’s the last day of Ramadan. Would eat salted granola covered with butter right now.

In fairness, it seems that foods will either kill you or save your life at random times: eggs, butter, wine, chocolate, etc.

I wonder if this family ever actually talks about real stuff ‘in private’ or have they just given up and surrendered their lives to LARPing 24/7?

Normally I’m not into celebrity relationship gossip, but I find the HiddleSwift relationship so fascinating, to the point where I went back and looked up his past flings to see how “beard-y” they are. Because their love and interactions seems awkward and sterile to the point where it feels like Hiddleston trying to…

Let us go now, you and I, where we’ll be in the public eye.

Ah, yes, yes. This is exactly what a not-at-all-fake relationship looks like.

One of their PR people needs to break it to them that this whole thing has been a flop.

Nothing to stop us Jezzies from starting a pool, though! I am thinking November.

For the record *I* heard the sarcasm in this comment and enjoyed it.

Hi Jezzies! My publisher just launched my first novel — a feminist retelling of The Phantom of the Opera! Here’s the trailer!

Thank you. All is good this morning.