To me it sounds like a cheery English nickname for breakfast. Nigel! Colin! Come downstairs for brexit!

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

Times have changed, bro. “The first rule of Temple Club is DON’T TALK ABOUT TEMPLE CLUB” doesn’t work in the internet age.

As a wearer of said underwear...I can confirm that the shit is saltpeter in textile form.

Right? I feel so much second hand embarrassment looking at those pictures.

oh my god the third one. Even when he’s doing staged pap shots he’s trying too hard.

You know, I’m just not sure I can really give an informed opinion until Kimye release the footage and the lawyer’s letter...

Priorities.

As the prophecy foretold.

Hahahahaha The Sun is so damn specific with its reporting: “Our world exclusive pictures show Taylor Swift on an afternoon outing with Tom Hiddleston on Tuesday at 4pm at one of Taylor’s favourite beaches, which was enjoying 26 degree temperatures.”

Mia Wasikowska: sure.

I AM FUCKING BROKEN RIGHT NOW, ABSOLUTELY GUTTED

THE HOUR BETWEEN ME FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS AND IT BEING REPORTED ON JEZEBEL WAS THE HARDEST HOUR OF MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I AM SURPRISED I AM EVEN STILL ALIVE.

My Twitter timeline changed from grieving and gun policy discussion to this in an hour.

WHAT’RE WE CALLING THEM? T-HIDDLES? TIDDLES? LORD AND TAYLOR?

If Disney knew there were (or could be) alligators in the water, posting a “No Swimming” sign is WOEFULLY inadequate at a resort that caters to small children. Alligators can leave the water. The entire shore should have been roped off to keep people away. “No Swimming” could mean nothing more than, “we don’t have a…

When I interned at disneyworld, they told us about gators and bodies of water in orientation. To keep us safe from the fake ponds and lakes in our Disney owned apartment complex. And they also told us to run in a zig zag pattern if one is chasing you on land—-not sure if that really works though. Disney has a look to…

Southern thing. I grew up in the midwest. While visiting my ex’s parents in FL, they had to tell me to stay the fuck away from the lagoons, ditches, all bodies of water near their retirement community. Yes, there were “no swimming” signs, but I didn’t think twice about walking along the edge of the water. Us…

The sad thing is that Florida people know that you just don’t enter a body of water except your own bathtub without taking substantial risk. I wonder if “No Swimming” was an adequate warning? Maybe people think it’s about liability or just a hotel rule? Even wading stirs the water up.