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If it weren't for the pirin tablets...
notanotherusernameplease

Yeezus?

I’m taking my daughter to her first concert (Warped Tour, ughhh) in a few weeks and so today we went to Hot Topic to buy her a dress to wear. Unfortunately the one she fell in love with is sold out in her size, so we are settling for a goth lacy number that will look beautiful on her, I’m sure, but it has to be

I ordered a commercial grade blender today. I’m really looking forward to using it one time and never again.

Gardening Tip from a new, terrible gardener:

BEAUTY THREAD!

thank you for having important conversations with your daughter and not sugar coating things. i am sorry you have to do it, im sorry she has to hear it, and i’m sorry she lost one of her idols.

My 14-year-old daughter was a big fan, and is really upset about this. We’re having some fairly deep conversations about gun control, misogyny and rape culture this morning, and it’s breaking my heart to watch as the reality of these issues becomes clear to her.

Sweet Jesus - if not for the Pennsylvania, I was certain this letter was from my wife. The only difference is that her niece is only 19.

...saying there was no probably cause...

I weighed 10 and a half and I’m fine

We made it! Internet high five!

When my mom gave birth to my older sister she was not an attractive baby at first. When my grandma came to visit she mentioned the unfortunate looking baby she'd just passed in the hall. It was my sister.

Getting induced next week. Why am I reading this?!

My grandmother said childbirth was “like shitting a grand piano. With the lid up.” Grandma was right

....Where was your uterus before?

I can’t imagine otherwise. I mean ...

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I would so love to grow my baby in an artificial womb.

I thought by the time I was ready to have children they’d have beaten this thing and we’d be brave new worlding babies in a lab. But now I’m 30.

This was a c-section right?