Had colon cancer last year. Surgery, no chemo, no radiation.

A few months ago, I posted here about health issues I was having. I finally saw a rheumatologist, and, yes, I do have a disorder. I have the test results, and they point toward something fairly rare, but the symptoms all fit what I’ve been going through.

The fact that your boss brought that up is squicking me out a bit—do you think maybe he’s picked up on your infatuation and is trying to manipulate your feelings?

I finished law school this week!!!*

I love when women watch out for other women

Made me think of an article I read that highlighted the need for shelters that allowed pets. It said that some women would decline a bed at shelters that didn’t allow pets and stay in cars, or on the streets instead because they couldn't stand being seperated from the pet and feared for the pet's life if they left the…

The number of Johnny Depp apologists out there is so depressing. I know he’s a lot of women’s Manic Pixie Dream Man Forever, but Jesus. I don’t care if it was alcohol/drug-related and he’s a real nice guy when sober, I don’t care if she “provoked” him, I don’t care if Amber Heard is or isn’t a gold digger, domestic…

Ethnic flare?

YOU ALL GOT YOUR GD DIRT BAG

So what’s the deal, Aimee? Entire Jez staff take today off for a four day weekend and leave the newcomer to deal with all the commenters’ complaints? God speed, child!

my first crush was Kirk Cameron. imagine my disappointment

Lookin’ GOOD, Mariah!

Looks legit to me. In fact, it reminds me of the time my brother was dating my former best friend who was also the mother of the child who’s father was my sister’s boyfriend.

They’re markers to help Ryan find his way back to the edge of the pool.

Everyone at the Cannes Film Festival loves Amal, and no one at the Cannes Film Festival ever likes anything.

Had a maaaajor fight with my husband this week. This happens every once in a while, I think because we aren’t around each other all the time. Stuff builds up. During the course of the argument it suddenly dawned on me that he’s depressed and I was too wrapped up in my own garbage to notice. Then I felt like shitty…

Its braised, sliced Pokémon on rice or noodles.

Next will be a 9-month required waiting period.

I really would not be down with that thing staring down at me during sex. Or over breakfast. Or at the beach. Or literally ever.