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Oh, noodles, I’m so sorry.

Huh. Wow. I need to pay more attention to the literary world. Maybe this will be my new goal—to research and read more new books. Not this one, though. Pass. Pass twice. Thank you for the info!

Why has he started advertising a year in advance? Does it warrant that much buildup? Is he hoping to have more dreams to fill in the rest of the plot?

Her conclusion, “Not judging,” sounds a helluva a lot like “no offense,” when said before something offensive.

Jeez, man. I feel like I have to make a “Leave Lance Alone” video now. I’ve never understood why people have teased him so much for wanting to go to space. Is space not cool anymore?

Oh, that one where he’s chucking the toy is great.

Oh my gosh, it is so bad. Will you watch and liveblog this, please?

Bless you for this. Bless you by Zeebo himself.

I scrolled to your picture, and (before I read your comment) thought, “Wow, she looks like she’s teething.” Poor baby! And poor you! It’s rough, isn’t it?! Nothing helpful to add, other than solidarity. May the teeth pop out, and may we both have a long, deserved nap soon.

Bobbaaaaaaaaay! I didn’t know this was a thing that was happening. I just re-watched Best in Show two weeks ago. I haven’t even watched the trailer yet. I had to come down here and comment first. Now...to the trailer!

Don’t be fooled by the ‘tox that [she] got.

Loser Lochte is doing it all wrong. Sad!

Ooof. Ya boi is starting to age.

Please give them a massive “fist bump that explodes into a peace sign” from me when you see them next. This is just rad.

Are we doing closest without going over, or just closest?

That is just devastating.

I am so sorry. Take care of yourself. He didn’t treat you the way he should have, and now you need to find ways of being extra nice to yourself. Reach out to friends, reach out to a therapist, practice self care: eat well, sleep well, move around when you can. Give yourself a prize for having the strength to move on.

It doesn’t sound dumb at all. Therapy can be embarrassing and excruciating. It helps me to think that no matter what I say, the person listening is bound by doctor-patient confidentiality to keep that noise under wraps, or I can sue them and become independently wealthy, and probably live out the rest of my life on a

I could see it, too, but I also don’t think we have the same level of nationalism. I’m not saying it doesn’t exist, we undeniably have big problems with racism and xenophobia, but we’re a relatively young country of immigrants, and don’t have the same kind of national identity that European countries do.