I’m concerned about your statement that you’re afraid to leave him because you don’t know what he’ll do if you try to leave. Are you worried about your safety? Can you reach out to the national domestic abuse hotline (U.S)? Here’s a link to the website: http://www.thehotline.org

Probation?! Probation?!? Why the fuck are they pursuing these criminal-esque routes when it’s clear she needs a diagnosis, and heavy mental health intervention? I am sorry, and pissed. I hope they push the evaluation through. I would be thrilled to come on here one week and read that BF (and consequently you) are…

I’m sorry you’ve been struggling to conceive, and I hope you get the news you want. Cycle disruptions can be caused by a lot of things. Are you having any early pregnancy symptoms? Any smell aversions? Sore breasts? That stuff can take a while to kick in, but some people experience them right away.

Ouch! Wishing you a healthy, happy pregnancy. Or a survivable one without too much more weird pain.

Trend setter! What a boss! She is absolutely adorable.

Anyone who doesn’t understand PB&J doesn’t deserve you.

Blow something up, for sure. And eat cake. Get a cake, and blow it up.

What is up with that relationship?! I just don’t get the PR side of it. It seems so fake.

Thinking of you as you recalibrate. It is difficult. I’m sorry for your loss.

This is agonizing to read. I can’t imagine how difficult it is to experience. Thinking of you, and sending you strength.

Or breakfast cereal. Grexit is whole grain, Brexit is blueberry.

I’m sorry for whatever you have that necessitated taking a Zofran. Hope you get relief quickly.

#kitchengoals.

Prednisone is wild. So sorry about your health, Peeps, but so appreciative of your humor!

They should do a reboot with an all-female cast instead.

Can we spectatulate about Ryan’s prostate?

Yoooo, me too! It was horrible. It was one of those things where you want to go to bed so bad, but you have to sit up and wait to see if you’re going to vomit/die.

“But officer, you can’t just search my car! I have 4th amendment rights!” “Look, we have probably cause.”

On Benicio:

I practiced hard at my signature.