Ha! Oh, man. Wishing you the best of luck! Hope everything goes well, and quickly.

I agree with Slut Panic, which is the coolest sentence I’ve written in a while. Emotional abuser is the first thing that popped into my head when reading your post. Dude reeks of it. Don’t beat yourself up for feeling stuck on the guy. You spent two years trying to appease him. It gets to be a habit. Everything…

How much longer do you have? I just realized that people probably ask that same question of inmates and probationers. It makes sense.

Oh, see, now I sound like a mega-tool. Civic Center. I knew City Center didn’t sound quite right. Duh.

City Center smells like urine. It’s sort of like a post-apocalypic world after dark where there are people wandering around...peeing on things. But a native SanFriscan can correct me if I’m wrong, this is just a visitor’s opinion.

Haven’t scrolled through all the comments, so maybe someone’s already mentioned this, but who has seen the episode of “An Idiot Abroad” where Karl Pilkington attends one of these celebrations? I laughed so hard I cried.

No, I’m just kidding, I like Peeps, too.

Get out.

As a kid, I sprayed my armpits with bathroom air freshener because I thought it was close enough to deoderant. It was not.

I just looked up the grape lady vid. The part that got me was her coworkers, “Oh, gosh, it looks like she’s actually hurt.” They were so-oo worried. Hahahahaha, ah. Priceless.

I can’t imagine.

Oh, I’m so,so happy she’s okay.

Here’s the Red Cross site where you can see if she’s checked in.: http://www.ikbenveilig.be/

I started watching, but it super bugged me, and then I remembered this one:

I’m going through multiple phases of rage right now. It’s like Dante’s 9 Circles, but they’re all anger.

Has he said anything about the botox yet, though?

This is beautiful. Thank you for sharing!

I have 2 million granny squares to finish by the end of April. Fine, it’s not that many, but it might as well be.

Yikes. 11 days is long, even if you have cleared your dates in advance with your host. It’s even longer if you don’t try to assimilate into the household dynamic by, like, cleaning a damn dish once in a while. Good on you for surviving your houseguest. May she never crash on your couch again.

Imagine with me a beautiful 30 Rock gif of “Can I ask you a question...[gestures up and down contemptuously]...Why?” But, really, poor Aaron. I feel bad for the guy.