Tom Hardy is a huge douche. I can’t get into details but a friend acted with him in a huge film. He insulted this friend’s performance at the premiere in front of his children and walked away. Which is weird cause Tom Hardy is horrible in the film. 

I’ve always thought Tom Hardy was an overrated and smug actor with none of the gravitas of a fellow shithead human like say Vincent Gallo, so I’m glad I was right in my intuition. 

Theron’s description of the events paired with her apology (because of course she’s apologizing) sets you up for typical “actors being fussy dickheads with each other” nonsense, but it really does seem like Tom Hardy was a completely inconsiderate asshole who revelled in disrespecting the cast and crew by wasting…

I’m not sure what’s more tiresome: the idea that a movie has to be PG-13 to maximize its moneymaking potential, or the idea that a movie has to be R or higher to be suitable for adults.

This seems pretty much in line with every over-hyped, annoyingly bad super bowl styled commercial that is released these days:

James Blunt, on the other hand, has taken a different approach.

I was, and I am.

If a killer in a horror movie lopped some guy’s head off and then threw it in the Instant Pot, I wouldn’t reactively think I should not buy an Instant Pot.

Maybe they’ll start making some LucasArts movies, like Monkey Island.

A lot of stuff in this episode should have been in the first episode. Simple things like “what does the main character want, and why should I care? Other than because I owned his action figure as a child.”

Generally I hate when modern Star Wars tries to be like the Marvel Cinematic Universe, with constant cameos and…

Garfield’s puppy doggish performance in No Way Home managed to make me feel bad for ragging on his movies so much. I don’t know the true feasibility of bringing him back, but I’d definitely watch a Spider-Bros franchise of him and Maguire hopping from dimension to dimension, helping various Spider-Persons in need.

People make fun of the CW but I’ve liked a lot of their shows and some have been truly excellent like Crazy-Ex. They take a lot of shots on shows and do a better job at letting them run for multiple seasons than most networks do.

It was goofy but I don’t think it deserves the level of hate it’s gotten.

Yes, the way the show continually ignores Kate's character development really frustrates me. What do we honestly know about her character, 6 six seasons in? That she used to struggle with her weight but doesn't anymore? That she's going to get divorced and remarried in the future? That she's a mom? I hate how Kevin…

Any system that would classify moons of planets as “planets”, is dumb.

…a completely ridiculous Avengers musical number that Marvel Studios definitely thinks is funnier than it actually is. (It’s not not funny, to be fair.)

Surely given the subject matter of the film, the grade should have been C++?

Well, the good news is “Quibi” just opened up.