“Tesla, turn on my wipers.”

They are busy making money, not commenting on Jalopnik...

Do we know it doesn’t? Everyone seems to just be assuming it doesn’t.

We have over 10 million readers a month, many of them can afford to buy a new or used exotic car. Those folks just don’t often show up in the comments. Furthermore, it’s not like every single piece of car buying advice on this site has to do with exotic cars.

Putting windshield wiper controls in a freaking menu that you have to poke around for on a touchscreen while you are driving in the rain is a perfect example of how Tesla is a techbro company first, car company second.

Lay off the kid, having a kickin’ sub is a rite of passage..... and his GF likely gets off on it too ...if he can hear her.

You should see the Chevy Astro builds that the DB Drag Racing people do. Fifty thousand dollars worth of audio equipment in a car worth five hundred bucks, and the audio equipment can’t even play music.

apparently you’ve never been in an old house, rattle magnification 500%

He looks about exactly like I expected. Less backwards hat, though.

One of the issues I see is that this dude is spending all this money to install electronics in a PT CRUISER.

At the hearing, the Sun reports, Hamilton was asked by the judge: “Why do you insist on playing your stereo so loud?”

I can verify: I had commuted to and within NYC for 10 years. Until this year, when the whole system went to the shits. 1-hour commutes each way became 3, even 5. I spent an ungodly number of hours on the trains, on the platforms, and in the crowds.

Tax purposes

That’s...bad?

The sauce contains potassium benzoate.

The ex-VW owner probably comes out ahead in the long-run.

Probably the same type of person who drives a 13-year-old Volkswagen.

Imagine being stupid enough to trade in your car for a packet of shitty novelty sauce.

::hat tip:: for the use of the word festooned.