If it is a crab, fine job of adapting its color as camouflage. If it’s evolved to camouflage its self, what bigger, scarier beast is it hiding from?

Sorry those that care about you, only deserve seconds of your time. Show them some love, and pull in a parking lot.

Lots of reasons. An emergency vehicle might need to get around the inattentive texter. Stopped texters often hold up traffic when light goes green. They also sometimes get spooked to accelerate, rear ending forward vehicle, while traffic still stopped.

That’s a wheel strange gift.

Yes, the loud whining of “I’m better than you” and “you’re killing mother earth!”.

Agree with you there. They were either hogging the 1 lane when the group came up, before video started, or drifting over the line.

Makes more sense when see the rest of the landscaping, including the ramp like greenery to the left.

T(ext)-boned

I think the 300 is first choice, followed by the unmentioned Escalade.

I’d like to ask where the Marketing Department was when this video was made...

Using the Cambridge definition, “crash” is the correct word for what happened in this post’s event.

Sadly, that was my first thought too. Looks nice when first done, but six months later, painted exhaust never lasts for me.

Well, they were stranded in Lost Valley.

More “everyone can have fun”, and less “ATGATT with attitude”? I can get behind that.

You need a motorcycle. Sidewalks are fun to park on, then bonus joy when jump the curb to leave.

I was edge of my seat, wondering what new expletive for a third wave of disaster.

Getting oily in seconds, odd to paint those teeth white, unless white is the actual color of the metal?

Doesn’t seem like a very good system, considering long time residents don’t know what they’re for. From the MBTA site:

An ‘80s ambulance would have been a better looking new Ecto.

“There were some concerns of how the bill would be implemented in real-life,”