screw it, just buying myself this for christmas and calling it a day.

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS

It was excellent. Although not quite as excellent as Jamie Lee Curtis kicking the shit out of an Antonin Scalia masked attacker:

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

dean mcDermott, dermot mulroney, and dylan mcDermott all need to change their fucking names so america stops being scared and confused

Also they take forever to get to replays. Like how long did it take them to get a first look at the inside the park HR and they decided let’s watch what the runner was doing instead of the confusing dropped ball aspect first

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.

Incidentally, that’s the name of my next nerd-themed gay porno.

Yes, I believe we’re required to use these:

Yes, I believe we’re required to use these:

This one is my favorite as well. I like it for its size. I have really small hands and it’s a very comfortable length and grip. I like that you can get refills in medium and fine point (fine point always). They last forever - I’ve literally had a couple for more than 20 years. It also looks a little nicer than a…

This one is my favorite as well. I like it for its size. I have really small hands and it’s a very comfortable…

I’m a bit of a pen whore, but generally return to these on a regular basis after I realize all the others cannot satisfy all my needs. Right now, I’m crushing on a random marketing retractable pen that has a stylus at the end. Pens of the future need a stylist on the end (not the top).

I’m a bit of a pen whore, but generally return to these on a regular basis after I realize all the others cannot…

0.5 or 0.38. GTFO with that 1.0 mess.

0.5 or 0.38. GTFO with that 1.0 mess.

The Zebra F-301 is the man among boys of ballpoint pens; writes smoothly, holds enough weight so one can't lose it or misplace it easily while maintaining a lightness that doesn't hamper the writing hand.

The Zebra F-301 is the man among boys of ballpoint pens; writes smoothly, holds enough weight so one can't lose it…

I am noping this article so hard, as I’m literally eating a fried chicken sandwich on a donut bun for lunch.

Red flag is him refusing joint custody and immediately going for sole custody. An excellent parent recognizes that the children need a relationship with both parents.

Abusive people don’t look like cartoon villains, but rather like normal people. I’m not saying this guy is abusive, but posting a smiling photo of him with his kid literally proves nothing one way or the other.

It’s 100% John Waters type of humor. Dark and sick and really great if that is what you like (For the record, I Do). I personally loved it. But I get why those that don’t, don’t.

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

All major religions are fucked up patriarchies! Just a reminder.

It’s already out.