I see two potential issues.

Nice theory. I’d like to see you PROVE that this whole system was NOT inspired by baboon-in-estrus fetishes.

As a friendly PSA, be careful using the word "legos" around the Gawker universe. There are some corners where you could be tarred and feathered for such a thing. They'll say "It's Lego. That word is already plural! Arrrrrrggggg!"