I have owned two Honda Sprees in my lifetime. They are indestructible fun on two wheels.

As a driver of a small car (Fiesta hatchback) I’d like to complain about the height of drive-through windows these days. I realize this is a total first world problem, but I can hardly reach high enough to swipe my card at Starbucks. And for some stupid reason they refuse to just swipe it for me...

I didn’t realize Jim Gaffigan was a GTI guy.

The fact that I have nothing to talk about with coworkers. I don’t care how soft Tom Brady likes his ball. Sports are boring.

That whole office needs an update. Not a Trumpean gold-barf makeover, but I’m pretty sure my grandma threw out some sofas that looked exactly like those hideous gold butt keepers five years ago.

This polished turd belonged to my high school automotive teacher. So much money wasted on a Grand Prix.

These are amazing. Thank you for sharing.

The current Dodge Dart is an oil hog as well. I manage repairs for a rental car company and at least once a week a 2015 or 2016 Dart ends up at a dealer for loss of power which is just due to it having little to no oil left in the engine. Dodge said the same thing. A quart per every 1000 miles is “normal.” Never buy a…

How about that sweet patio couch? Nothing classes up a back yard like some indoor furniture.

“Jalopnik wanted me to wear this t-shirt so bad that they made this t-shirt.”

Dude totally stuck the landing.

It should have a Challenger ass instead of Corvette. Murge all three Murican ponies into one hideous beast.

Seems like a ton of manufacturers are going with soft tires these days. The shitty butter hoops they put on the current Elantra wear out at roughly 25k miles. I’d take a slightly harder ride for a longer tire life any day.

If he comes out missing a limb go with Morgan.

Cars convertred into pick up trucks. Spent a ridiculous amount of time looking at pictures and videos of carucks or trars. Is there already a word for these? I guess ute. But I can’t get a real one because America. Why are Australians more American than Americans?

It’s because dishwashers suck. They do a poor job, they are slow, they are wasteful for small loads and they take up a ton of useful cabinet space. I had a dishwasher in my home and removed it because it’s just easier and faster to do them by hand and it wasted needed storage space.

That artwork/effect in the photo is radballz.