I dunno, basically the entire length of Woodward seems pretty “safe” these days... ditto most of downtown/midtown/Cass Corridor, good stretches of Southwest/Corktown, Indian Village, Woodbridge, Hamtramck (not technically Detroit but whatever)...

Drew,

Nick:

Why my team sucks: It crushes the souls of the very best, leading them to WALK AWAY from what they do so well, rather than endure one more second of awful truth. Barry Sanders, Calvin Johnson, ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER - in the end, they all learn resistance is futile.

The saddest part about Detroit is that they are absolute setting up to give us Robocop but it’s just going to end up being a Roomba with a knife taped to the top because it’s paid for by Little Caesar’s or Dan Gilbert.

The Lions have been in the same division as the Bears, Packers and Vikings since the early 60s. Not one of those teams bothers to see them as a rival.

DREW OLD FRIEND I’VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER. AND A NOT INSIGNIFICANT PART OF THAT HAPPINESS IS ATTRIBUTABLE TO THE FACT THAT AFTER DECADES OF FUTILE FANDOM I JUST DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LIONS ANYMORE

as a Lions fan i cannot believe it has taken this long to get to them.

No more ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER though.  May his memory be eternal.

Albert, I’d be curious to know your thoughts on fresh San Marzano tomatoes.

I get the point you’re trying to make, but c’mon, Rueben Foster is a star?

Yes. I support misgendering whenever possible.  I even have a 501(c)(3) dedicated to the cause. 

One of those instances where even though you know there are good reasons for not doing so, you really wish the D.A. would step up and and go on record with the truth: Georgia Tech’s case for being co-national champion in 1990 is spotty at best, and even though Colorado got a fifth down, they beat f-ing Notre Dame in…

Save the lecture “Nick.” Your line of thinking here is flawed - both Mark Dantonio & Tom Izzo are fair-minded and run honest programs. Fiercely competitive - yes - and at times out of touch, or tone deaf, given what happened elsewhere in the athletic dept. But to say they “probably shouldn’t exist” is sophomoric.…

It’s the best sport on the planet, that’s how.

Ah, here we go. Let’s raze an institution to the ground for the crimes of a few of its members.

As a Wolverine, I hate Sparty like no one else, but get off your fucking high horse with this “razed to the ground” nonsense.  Get the fuck out of here with that crap, Martin.  Welcome to reality.  

I’ll never understand what sort of catharsis folks are hoping to achieve by punishing a bunch of people who had nothing to do with an unrelated tragedy.

Hi Lowell Jackson, I have an offer to make you: I’ll give you what’s almost certainly your last chance to fulfill your lifelong dream of being in the major fucking leagues, while quadrupling your salary, if you cross the picket line. Your only other option is to barely make ends meet in the minor leagues for a couple…