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I mean at least it's not Amy Barrett *looks into bottom of whiskey bottle and sees last trace of soul disappear*

A bunch of insufferable smartasses who suck the joy out of sports, where else can I find hard hitting jokesters?

God speed, Burke. At least Deadspin still has funny writers like Magary and *checks notes* John Cooke’s doodles.

so this comment had a two hour shelf life

(and with a noticeably all-white masthead)

agreed and i think it’s best if everyone here stands behind laura, goes over to the pardon my take on itunes, then subscribes unsubscribes and subscribes, again to show solidarity with laura

I’ve read Deadspin for a good decade. I also like Pardon My Take, which features a guy who rose from the ashes of KSK and all the other great Deadspin commenters that have since had great writing careers. This shit really turned me off from Deadspin and I’m likely done reading it for a while.

Would make no sense removing it anyway, considering Kinja makes you reauthorize the Facebook access every 2-3 h*cking times you try to log on

The best way to make said request to this dickhole is probably just grabbing his employee file from Deadspin’s Human Resources room and looking at the contact info.

Similarly, Kirk Cousins is fulfilling Drew Magary’s master plan of losing weight vis a vis inducing massive amounts of projectile vomit come January and February.

4 years later and I still think about this article every time I have a Two-Hearted. Spoiler alert, William- I still can’t taste any goddamn strawberries and this Quixotic quest drives me mad.

Given there were pictures of the incident, should be pretty easy to prove what happened that night, which begs the question why hasn’t either party released it yet

This aged well

The ESPN Paula Lavigne story on MSU was disgustingly inaccurate and most has been walked back. Waiting for Deadspin’s coverage for a month about these inaccuracies, and yet

Would be 100% on board with the Tigs signing him because what else do we have to lose other than 100 games

Trust the process.

Good point!

Not to mention ESPN violating its own editorial standards when running this article. In theory, Deadspin should be ALL OVER ESPN again failing Big J-school.

Looking forward to the article about how Paula Lavigne violated ESPN’s own editorial standards in last night’s article. Should be perfect Deadspin content, considering Deadspin’s traditional handling of how ESPN has failed to maintain proper journalism ethics (for instance, today’s top story on Deadspin).