Lost in this blame game- Big shoutout to 81 year old Ruth Bader Ginsburg for not stepping down when marriage equality and abortion rights were still a thing in this country.

First priority must be to secure marriage equality rights and Roe V Wade. Feeling more confident about the former than the latter. God help us.

May God be with us.

“If anyone took my fritter away, I’d just go to the store and get more fried butter.”

I have no problems with players sniping the nap. Too much fatigue can really increase your chances of getting hurt.

“Know what will reverse our ratings slide? Featuring the Jags and Titans on National TV.” - a conversation that actually occurred at NFL HQ

That’s how these things tends to go with the Indians. First you wait them out, next you methodically turn up some pressure, then you trick them into signing treaties giving their land away.

And they say that all those police abuse videos are dividing this country, not unifying it, smh

Welp, if there’s anyone who knows about losing because he repeatedly went too far right

Greetings, Apocalypse. Thank you for sparing us from President Trump.

I don’t care about the hacked emails or rigging the election, Putin. Just give me my goddamn Spotify and Twitter back.

KARA YOU CHEATING WHORE

That would be Brandon Inge, sir.

That’s ok, Danny Ainge hasn’t shown up for Celtic games in years.

Unless and until they make a sex robot that makes me finish following 30 seconds of furious dry humping followed by uncontrollable sobs, this just seems too inauthentic for me.

As a Detroiter, let me welcome you with our finest sloppy chili togo with your overpriced hotdog.

Hey that’s not true man, some of our best suburbs are Jewish!

Once again, cheerful_exgirlfriend is the public defender of Kinja, keeping order one checked fact at a time.

Please be sure to cite Rick Reilly for having this first

Ruining everyone’s fantasy kickoff by being down, who does the app think it is, Keenan Allen