My BM this morning was more interesting than that skeezeball James.

As a Lions fan, I assure guys that we’re far from shocked.

“The Scientist” is one of the greatest songs of all time. Fight me, Internet.

Now, all the SAWX need is Price to suffer a devastating injury halfway through the season and the team’ll WILL their way to glory in his absence.

GunPEOPLE, not gunmen.

Don’t forget Jacob Turner and Ryan Perry, baby!

Johnny needs a strict no-iPhone policy during his social gatherings.

Thank you. What the fuck is going on in this thread.

Let’s not pretend that Jezebel isn't one of the main causes of this.

I blame the sharing economy.

When I saw a headline about theft, criminal behavior, and turning down climate reports, I thought it was referring to Gawker shutting down The Vane and Kitchenette.

“The Sacramento Kings started getting close to the edge of a bottomless pit this past offseason”

The satire disclaimer at the top- is that addressing my dude PFT’s taeks, or Ben Carson’s campaign as a whole? Unclear.

This guy is a sick, maniacal psychopath. Can’t wait for his new series, “Don’t Judge A Brooks By Its Cover,” next fall on Bravo.

But not FETUS Hitler! There is an important difference.

What they need is a Safe Space from the media.

At risk of a bunch of Euros calling us Yanks pansies and bemoaning the Americanization of soccer and the rest of the wold, why doesn’t US Soccer become pioneers in wearing some sort of headgear? Seems like it’d be a logical step.

In hindsight, Ivan Drago’s workout montage should’ve been a GIGANTIC red flag.

Who would've thought a Donovan McNabb drive would end poorly.

Welp, our current backup QB is famous for stepping out of the back of the endzone during the season we went 0-16, so I’d say that point came and went about three years ago.