I know. I was just joshing you. Lightheartedly.
No offence intended.

Loving v. Virginia said they can.

GaGa is single!

Wait what? The other woman gets no blame in sleeping with a married man? Seems like an equally shitty thing to do and it isn’t like she didn’t know.

Or at next year’s Oscars, if he’s presenting, and they’ll cut to Jen and Justin laughing politely at his jokes.

I feel like he’d be into free range parenting and she’d like to be a little more in control?

If anyone did substances in front of the kids I’d bet on Angelina. She was a major addict for like 10 years. I never heard about Brad being a heroin addict.

It is interesting to me that no one is looking at Charlie Sheen’s dad, Martin. Epitome of a family man. Age is right, Charlie was on the set of Lucas where Haim was reportedly first raped. Martin has a history of being a raging alcoholic. 4 kids, married to his first wife and been married over 50 years. It isn’t…

In his memoir, Corey Feldman said Haim told him someone raped him on the set of Lucas. So I thought of Charlie Sheen (who is in that film), and then laughed because lmao at him being a family man. And then I thought: Martin Sheen...and I was like faaaaaark.

Honestly, as ridiculous as it is to worry about, I’m more worried about it being Donald Sutherland.

Look, obviously I want to learn the identity of the A-list celebrity pedophile before anyone else. Indeed, this is basically my right as a voracious online tabloid reader.

Watching Penny Marshall buying paper towels at Costco could potentially be a lot of fun.