I’m just thinking “I bet their farts can clear a room”.

I knew some girls growing up who were on a competitive cheer team (also called the Victory Vipers, but this one was in Texas not Pennsylvania). It’s less like the cheerleading you’d see at a football game and more like a dance team that has a lot of tumbling/acrobatics in their routines. A lot of it is genuinely…

I mean it might have played a role in this case but when I got sick at daycare when I was 4 or 5 I got yelled at for throwing up “on purpose” and had to clean it off the floor myself.

I got a candle from their line. Wasn’t a huge fan. That said, quarantine has turned me into a candle snob, and I’m spending all my money on stuff in the Voluspa/Capri Blue/Otherland price family (I’m a grad student with minimal disposable income, but I spend almost all my time in my room, so it might as well smell…

So much of this show made more sense once I read that it was supposed to be a 30 Rock spinoff. Like, I didn’t really buy a Tina Fey show set in LA but it made sense when you realized it was supposed to be Jack Donaghy as Mayor of NYC but Baldwin pulled out and Danson didn’t want to move to New York so they just set…

I still have 7.5 more years before I can stop giving a shit what the kids think.

Same. I’ve seen pictures of curly hair with middle parts that look ok, but have had no success recreating it. Sweet spot for me is to part it above the middle of my right eyebrow.

I get why a deep, deep side part isn’t a good look, but some faces really do not look good with a middle part. I know Harry Potter references aren’t cool, but I don’t think most people are putting Professor Snape on their hair inspiration board.

Since the pandemic started I’ve worn jeans about once a month, for 5 minutes each time, to check that they still fit. So far, so good.

Lindsay Graham, back when he was only mostly terrible.

Agreed- I know it’s an untenable burden for a lot of people, and something should be done for the people who are really struggling. Conveniently, often these people have amounts of debt on the lower side- many didn’t finish their degree so they owe 1-2 years of tuition but don’t have the on-average higher salary of…

Sort of not understanding the outrage about Biden not wanting to automatically cancel all student loans. I get that it’s a problem and their should be some relief, especially considering that so many people have lost income this year, but $10k would go a long way for most borrowers.

My mom’s convinced he’s still alive and in hiding in Costa Rica or somewhere. That’s her one conspiracy theory. 

Yeah that was clearly BS and she deserves better. I’m kind of wondering why he gave her the first impression rose but then made absolutely no effort (from what we’ve seen, and inferring from what Abigail said) to spend any time with her. 

I’d love to see Katie as Bachelorette. Honestly have no idea what Maria’s on about here. She did try to handle the bullying herself at first but was pretty dead on to realize that nobody would stop unless Matt said something. Also? She never “dug into” anyone or bullied. She was (rightfully, I think) salty when Sarah…

Good news for grandma! My mom and dad just got their second shot today- my dad’s a transplant patient and his nephrologist somehow managed to make an appointment for my mom too. Sister got her second dose 2 weeks ago (medical student). I’m signed up for vax alerts but since I’m healthy and 27 I think it’ll be a while.…

I mean, that’s true but those corporations emit so much carbon in large part because of demand for their products and services. Like, most of the emissions attributed to those top 25 corporations are from the use of their products. So one Steve switching to a Prius or using public transit wouldn’t make a difference,…

I have a lot of relatives who’ve gotten it. They all brushed it off as no big deal, no worse than the flu, insisted the death numbers were inflated, and refused to wear masks or stop socializing.

The other day I got yelled at for having my mask down under my chin. By a guy driving by in a car. While I was walking, outside, alone, the only person on the block.

I straight up almost stopped watching the show because Fartbook was so bad and I wasn’t invested yet. Glad I powered through and am now a Letterkenny evangelist to the chagrin of my friends and family who have other shit to do.