DOING!!!!!

This is really stupid

The jersey is graEEEEEEE!!!! The jersey is gr-r-r-r..... G-r-r-r-r!!!! THE COLOR OF THE JERSEY THAT I SEE ON MY SCREEN IS GgggggggggLAUCOUS BLUE!!!!!

(Awkward pause)

That must mean the NCAA is close to dropping the hammer on UNC, right? Right?

I’d say the reaction to a joke that was kinda clever, kinda meh, very harmless is perhaps a reason why Democrats lost the election.

Also affecting his play? You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

I’m getting norm Macdonald vibes from this post. Nice job

Also affecting his play...being Brock Osweiler

This is what happens when a historically terrible athletic program gets their first taste of success. Their fans, and especially their boosters, will stop at nothing to keep the wins coming. That is when Ethics go out the window. It’s time to give Baylor the death penalty. 

It’s time to shut down the football program. Death penalty

Coach Jeff Fisher seemed unconcerned, saying, “He’ll be sobered up and ready to play within 7–9 hours.”

Unfortunately, this was still the best drive of the Rams’ season...

Derp. The ducks had a bad season. The ducks have had more success than so many other schools. BCS bowls, national champ appearance. Cry some more please

Why the fuck is the text gigantic?

LOLiville

I still remember the first time I discovered Simmons. In college, high as fuck, sitting on a friends couch just casually browsing Espn. Clicked on a front page story and couldn’t believe how much I enjoyed it. It was the perfect blend of sports, comedy and pop culture. After that, I couldn’t get enough of Simmons.

jfc that video is from 2006? It looks like it’s from 1976

WTF is Whaaahheeyy? It’s Yeeeeeaaahhhhh

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