Fuck this guy.

That must mean the NCAA is close to dropping the hammer on UNC, right? Right?

JFC is there anything people won’t cry about? It’s a fucking joke on a comedy show. I’ve been listening to reruns of weekend update with norm Macdonald. I’m happy social media wasn’t around to ruin everything in the 90s.

I’m getting norm Macdonald vibes from this post. Nice job

This is what happens when a historically terrible athletic program gets their first taste of success. Their fans, and especially their boosters, will stop at nothing to keep the wins coming. That is when Ethics go out the window. It’s time to give Baylor the death penalty. 

It’s time to shut down the football program. Death penalty

Why are you glorifying fisher? She’s a cheater

What a whore

Fuck cheating nick Saban

Derp. The ducks had a bad season. The ducks have had more success than so many other schools. BCS bowls, national champ appearance. Cry some more please

Amy schumer.... jfc. Who calls their SO fuckface

Funny how Rodgers career mirrors favres. SB win early in his career , MVP season, followed by a string disappointing seasons

Why the fuck is the text gigantic?

Hot take alert: st anger is a top 3 Metallica album. This new album will be forgotten in a year. Yeah I said it.

God, the term “genderfluid” makes my blood fucking boil. You’re either a man or a woman. Some people make the decision to switch at some point in their life, ok that’s fine. But switching back and forth? Mental illness.

LOLiville

Butthurt 76ers fan detected

That dog will be dead in about 8 years

I still remember the first time I discovered Simmons. In college, high as fuck, sitting on a friends couch just casually browsing Espn. Clicked on a front page story and couldn’t believe how much I enjoyed it. It was the perfect blend of sports, comedy and pop culture. After that, I couldn’t get enough of Simmons.

jfc that video is from 2006? It looks like it’s from 1976