Nope, I believe you’ve written the correct tl;dr.

???

I really hope so.

“I ate quickly and quietly, like a funeral had happened, and I needed to eat to remind myself of my body. The food was delicious, and I said so. When I got my receipt the discount was already on it, which made it feel like a secret, which made me angry “

Now imagine a date with Donald Trump.

a phd student of creative writing/english

Pòrquè là àùtòrà nò sàbè ùtìlìzàr còrrèctàmèntè lòs sìgnòs dìàcrìtìcòs.

What does it mean to flash your “Casper”?

Right?

I’m really glad to see comments like yours that prove I’m not crazy for wondering what in the holy hell I was reading.

Oh, and the bathrooms are clean, but somehow bad because they are near an offensive sign about pulling meat. She went to a restaurant called rubbin’ buttz and she’s surprised that there are more signs with double entendres?

I have to agree with you ... with one extra question: why did the girls playing basketball make the author want to puke, or if they didn’t, why did she mention them and wanting to vomit simultaneously? unless girls playing basketball is cultural misappropriation of a sport played by black men. And an automatic…

I bet it’s one of those things where you seek out an experience thinking you’re gonna get a great story out of it, and then it ends up being anticlimactic, but you’re like, “What the hell, I went all the way there, might as well write that essay anyway...”

the “Antillòn” got me

This was the weirdest piece. So pretentious and schizophrenic.

I do not understand the point of this article.

Agreed so much. I kept waiting for it to get better, but

You. Gave. These. People. Money. So, you say you are tortured about the ignorance and discrimination of your past and the world that these people live in. To show us that you gave them money to reward them for this bullshit and wrote a piece that made YOU money. What is it that you expect? Do you really want a liberal…

It’s telling how he used the phrase “consenting individuals” because he actually use the word adult. Scum.

#notallchildpornographers