I see those all around town. The whole thing just makes them look like assholes.

If Kobe Bryant was a recruiter for ISIS, the US would have solved 75% of its problems in the Middle East at least a year ago.

Where do people get this much self-delusion?

I think you’re misunderstanding what happened.

Or alternatively “People trying with all their might to cause you to spontaneously combust using only the power of their minds.”

By responding, the owner is letting the yelp-reading public know that the restaurant considers the comfort and enjoyment of all of their patrons to be a priority, and that obnoxious behavior is not welcome. If I lived nearby, this reply by the owner would make me want to go to the restaurant - reading only Joyce’s…

I’m with you. I hate having to deal with all the special snowflakes in the world.

Friggin’ Joyce. I hate Joyce.

I think she meant tab, not currency.

Clover, could you please pass me the Nope sauce?

Joyce is the kind of customer that would have complained if the roles were reversed - if she were eating out with her family and a loud-ass group wouldn’t stop singing, you know Joyce would be calling the manager over and asking for her meal to be comped.

I bet I could find a youtube video for each of those featuring a drunk person.

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“LaMarcus, think about it! On any given day you could be passing the ball to Kobe and never seeing it again that possession in front of Victoria’s Secret supermodels, or Tom Hanks, or Lady Gaga, or even Michael Eisner! It could be Kate Upton who hears Kobe yelling at you to fucking pass him the ball when he’s open or…

I can’t believe the Lakers are still bringing Kobe Bryant to these meetings.

The Lakers weren’t really stunned by this considering Kobe spent the whole meeting making a throat slashing motion.

People who sing in public are the worst. No one wants to hear your out of tune ass serenade people trapped with you on a train or in a restaurant or a store. Unless it’s “Happy Birthday To You” and you are bringing me a desert with a candle in it, shut the fuck up and restrict your tone deaf warbling to the confines…

I can’t wait for players to abuse campaign finances and to ignore the growing problem of climate change!

Are we ever going to get a crafting/survival game that’s not only playable with massive time investment, online with a bunch of people? That’s really the thing Minecraft has on all the games it has inspired. I just want to play alone or with my wife and only once in a while on the weekend. Rust, Life is Feudal and…