I got to watch an ad to open the post AND an ad to watch the clip! Double fun!

Smart girl. It's like they say on the "streets": Snitches get non-superficial flesh wounds that will not heal with simple bandaging, but almost always require the use of medical sutures to ensure loss of blood is kept to a minimum and reduce the risk of infection. Don't tattle y'all!

Fake, Fake, Fake-Fake-Fake.

Probably because Bisciotti backed out on his promise to cut Pesci in on that shipment of Crest White Stripes he lifted from the docks.

Steve Bisciotti looks like a guy that Joe Pesci is trying to kill.

If you're disciplining a one year old, you aren't even fucking trying to parent.

They should suspend him without pay.

Roger Goodell is following the American corporate "cultural tradition" of barricading himself in his office and having minions answer for his mistakes until the shitstorm blows over.

Jeez, Roger, does it take that long to compose a letter of resignation?

Gawker promised that images like this would be hidden in the greys.

The shame of it is that there are pretty decent American soccer broadcasters. Phil Schoen and JP Delacamera are very knowledgable and experienced - more than average when calling a game. But they would never even get a look at calling the next World Cup.

If Oscar had taken a wait-and-see attitude in the first place, this whole thing could've been avoided.

Cue the "My parents beat the shit out of me and I turned out fine" comments.

Not wearing it to support women, either. $$$$$$

They're not wearing pink all October to support kids.

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

Hi! You must be new here.

woooooooooosh!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't boycott the NFL, boycott their sponsors. I am not drinking any Budweiser products because they sponsor enablers of domestic violence. Up until yesterday I was not drinking any Budweiser products because they taste worse than Clydesdale piss.

I did, but then again, I'm a Giants fan, so it's a win-win.