Actual picture of me when I stick to drug store brands:

Actual picture of me when I stick to drug store brands:

This sounds like my worst nightmare. Here’s some gluten-free artwork you can at least enjoy.

I think what explains Donald Trump is that he has no sense of long term consequences for his actions or his statements. The book that took him from random real estate developer to pop culture reference was “The Art of the Deal,” not say, “The Art of the Stable, Viable Long Term, and Profitable Deal that Yields Steady…

“It’s not a glass ceiling, it’s a thick layer of men.” I can’t remember who said it though....

I am in awe that she has gone public. Cancer is scary, but also gross, messy, very painful, completely ravages and changes your body, and it’s a very ugly side of life that people would rather not have in front of them...but it’s so important.

Parker Posey slept in my bed for a week! (her hot twin brother was my roommate).

Obligatory:

They should have known the “revolutionary” blood testing was fake - she was allergic to red all this time.

Martha’s probably a secret Red.

There is a protest of sorts going on against gun violence—I believe it’s Coalition to End Gun Violence. They are asking people to wear orange today. Perhaps that’s the reason for her orange blouse.

Brazilian here. Although the article is factually correct, I think it would be useful to expand the information a bit, in order to get more context. Since I already sort of did that with my comment in the article about the Italian woman burnt alive by an ex-boyfriend, here it goes:

It’s purely an honorary title, mostly because the Hudson (an actual river) is on the other side of Manhattan, and we like our easy equivalencies.

but god? He prob would have done that. Old testament god is a total dick

If you elect me as president, I’ll rule with an iron fist and rid the country of all celebrities. All movies will star me, and my hand puppets..

Anna’s Taqueria is so much better, though. And Boloco is great (mango salsa and habanero sauce FTW!). Do they have those in Billerica?

Why can’t they just do some basic human training?

Funny story, we had a person prepping a kaffir lime ice cream base, and they mistakenly used bay leaves. It was actually pretty tasty. But the bulk of our bay leaves are used in savory preparations.”

x2. I went to a college on the other side of the state, and didn’t hear from my mom once until I called her to let her know I was dropping out because the west side of Michigan is AWFUL (4 months of endless snow, ice, and grey skies (also my first Thunder Snow) exacerbated my depression). Then I didn’t hear from her…