notagoldenshower
notagoldenshower
notagoldenshower

Ugh some woman pulled this on me. She didn’t have her ID on her, and was really annoyed when I was like um no, I have no idea who you are. Then her friend was like “You can look her up on the internet!!” This is in NASHVILLE. Nobody here cares if you’re some b-list country star, k.

Wow. Everything is wrong with this comment, including your geography. New Haven pizza is the best pizza. And New Haven is not in Central Connecticut, it’s down by the shore. Clearly your judgment is off. Pepe’s pizza is the greatest. You are very wrong about all of the things.

New Haven is in southern CT and has the best pizza.

Yeah no. New Haven pizza is fucking amazing.

New Yorker here...Frank Pepe’s in New Haven is some of the best pizza I’ve had...

You know, I was wondering what to do with this bag of dicks I’ve had laying around since I moved from New Haven. Here you go, pardner, boner appetit.

Uhh, New Haven - shitload of Italians in a 20 mile radius. I hate the area but they have awesome pizza.

yeah, had to deal with a hotel guest once who was a complete asshole. like asking to have porn charges taken off his room every day during his stay because “obviously he didn’t watch it, it was a mistake, he turned it off after 2 minutes” (dude, we know that’s not a “mistake” and now we know why you are alone) and

Obviously you’ve never been to Pepe’s, I think the best crust I’ve ever had in the US. Modern Apizza on State is good too.

You’re probably about to hear quite a bit about them. New Haven’s got a big Italian-American community from the Amalfi Coast, just north of Naples.

You are very incorrect.

I’m from New York, and New Haven pizza is delicious. I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.

You are on a spectacular streak of being wrong about everything this week. It’s actually kind of impressive.

I once had a b-list celebrity start whining to me at one point because I wouldn't give him the moon and he pulled the “don’t you know who I am” card. It was so satisfying to look him dead in the eyes and reply, “No, I don’t, and I don’t care.” His face was priceless.