@LibraryChick: Pure aloe vera gel soothes the sting and helps healing.

@krismry: Hear! Hear!

@special_boots: I think it's only partially to stop you shoplifting. I was always taught to do that in retail as a good customer service thing.

My husband has named his Navigon GPS unit Nancy. Nancy Navigon.

I saw this somewhere else and I think they said it was a tiny cone filled with soft cat food. It just kinda looks like ice cream.

@ScientificMapp: Going to see them when they play in my town in September. SO excited! Love me some Pixies!

@notadoll: Huh, wouldn't let me edit out the crazy italics. Weird.

@Parenthetical: No non-gamer should ever be expected to watch their S.O. play video games. Most mind-numbingly annoying activity ever.

@katieupsidedown: Haha! My coworker one time had an emergency and asked me if I had anything. When I offered her a tampon, she refused and said, "Oh, I never use those."

@maharani: I have a $2 bill the really awesome former cop owner of an Irish bar in Union Square gave me on my first trip to NYC. It wasn't the only thing he gave me that night. He also gave me a dozen roses and a Longhorns koozie for my pint glass (I'm from Austin, who knows how he just happened to have that behind…

@toadaleh: Any links to good comfort shorts vendors? A Google search is crowded with a lot of regular shorts vendors...

@beatrice2000: Ahh! I totally got her confused with Paz Vega, too. I didn't realize that until you said so. I thought she looked very different.

@GrappyKat was born after Scott Baio was famous: @KayKins: Or because they are like my mom and think that hormonal birth control = monthly mini-abortions. Seriously.

@LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: It's just so negative and Eeyore-y and horrible. And I'm no Pollyanna.

@rodmanstreet: Ditto for Twitter or Facebook updates and especially when the "open letter" is addressed to an inanimate object or concept.

@rhoswhen: Agreed. I always type "hahaha" myself. Can't stand the laziness and inaccuracy of "lol".

He is just the right amount of awkward and hot.

@womnofthenite: Exactly.

@autoclavicle: For real! All I could think is she ratted her mom out to FLOTUS.

The grossest part of this whole thing is when Jenny looks at Chuck's sheets, makes a face, and then strips them off the bed to hide the evidence.