Zwieback toast! Zwieback toast!

His name in NCFOM is Llewelyn, not Luellen. Sounds the same, though, especially with the accent.

Is he wearing foundation? Don't get me wrong, I love the man who was

It's about an AMAZING performance, not technical ability. I hear a

I met Gwyneth one year at a festival in Austin, TX. She was coming

@bess marvin, girl detective: I hope that

@jenndavo: I actually observed an

I did ONE pageant when I was little because I bugged the shit out of

@wurly: Totes. A girlfriend directed me to something funny in her City Pages blog a few years ago, and I have been a loyal reader ever since. She cracks me up.

@sunny_lematina: No, I'm not sure. It could be! That's a useful phrase I'll add to my arsenal.

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How about Love Muscle? As in, "Russell the.."