America’s fascination with reality stars is going to start WW3.

Canada is forever showing us up.

Every movie about animals:

*eminent domain, fyi

People who say shit like that probably had teachers that said “I don’t know, CAN you go to the bathroom?”

and we have a well regulated militia. its called the fucking national guard so like this second amendment average citizen thing has never made sense to me. THE OPENING LINE IS ABOUT A MILITIA. If you have a weapon of war with zero regulation, and you aren’t in a militia. It. Doesn’t. Cover. You.

Keep your hands OFF our guns!!!! Because you might accidentally shoot us. God those things are dangerous.

As a 50 year old Aussie, what I find the most hilarious is that what you Americans consider far left extremists is pretty much the mainstream in most of the rest of the western world.

Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

It didn’t help that he did it surrounded by NASCAR drivers.

I honestly do not believe that this has to do with the South but with the Trump campaign.

How about just laying off the Puking Pastilles?

Echoes of the Steubenville Ohio football team. Oh, and Penn State. And just about every other rape.

I have it on very good authority from Strawberry Shortcake that Blueberry Muffin’s vagina* does, in fact, taste like blueberry.