Neither do any sports cars. But ‘merica, racecar, to each their own, and the right to swing your fist ends at my nose.

Surprise!! You’ve actually been beta testing the new product from Microsoft called “Windows: Family Time.” The “frustrated wife” and “demanding children” are actually the bosses of the first level, fist shaking and quiet cursing of the universe must be mastered before you can move on to the “pre-order a game / give…