BLASPHEMY - WORKING GIRL IS A NATIONAL TREASURE.

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

“Stay out of it, Nick Lachey!”

18 years ago, I put on a pair of JNCO jeans and a Smashing Pumpkins t-shirt and went to a punk show at my (rural CT) town’s local teen center. There I saw a boy, told him I was going to flirt with him and did for the rest of the night... and then, on and off (and mostly online) for the next decade or so before we…

Jezebel didn’t even post the best picture, the one of Obama totally losing it.

I don’t think I drank enough coffee, because I immediately pictured a baby Olivia Pope at the White House.

LOL