Wedding DJ buddy of mine has had several couples enter to "Bawidaba" by Kid Rock, entrances timed with a CONFETTI CANNON to the word 'kid' in the opening line. Say what you will about that song, but goddamn I bet it makes for a WWE worthy entrance.

I don't judge other people's kink, so if they enjoy watching two adult brothers with Magnum PI moustaches (this was in the late 80s) punching each other in the face while Aunt Roseann cries and shields the sheet cake from the carnage, so be it.

I once had a bride and groom make their entrance on a Harley to "Highway to Hell."

how the hell do I ungray?! I used to be ungray but now I'm gray all the live long day...

does getting decked by one of my girlfriends at my bachelorette party count? We were doing blow but she was a fucking nutter and started the fun by beating up her boyfriend (my really good pal) in the street. I disinvited her to the wedding(duh).

You just reminded me that my sis pulled an amazing move like that at a wedding. She's a very respectable 5'9" barefoot, but we happened to be at the wedding of a friend who has three aunts who stand, 6'2", 6'3", and 6'4" without heels and they always wear heals. They look somewhat like the Hemingway women and are…

I have prosecuted a zillion domestic violence cases, and HANDS DOWN the most fucked up cases are male relative on male relative. Dad/son, brother/brother, uncle/nephew - ugh, I would just cringe when I got those.

I must be from the most boring family on earth, because I've never experienced anything close to this. The best I can do is that I had one cousin get married in the chapel of a state mental hospital (the grounds were nicer than many college campuses), and the reception was held in a small town fire hall, with the DJ…

At my step-brother's wedding, during the bouquet toss, it appeared that a 6-foot-tall woman stepped out of nowhere, held her arm straight up with her hand open, and somehow magicked the bouquet directly into her grasp.

Years ago, I attended my bff's younger sister's wedding. Her married name was Hooker, which was a damn shame because she was a nice girl - but *SPOILER ALERT* she wasn't stuck with that name for long.

Christ, why is the dad's girlfriend always getting beaten up or thrown through glass? Barring her doing some terrible thing, that rage should not be directed at the random gf... Not that the dad should necessarily be thrown through a window but I imagine he is more deserving of scorn than someone who was just invited…

My older sister (sociopathic and unable to form relationships but somehow lonely and in the belief that she needs a man) actually dislocated my goddamn finger in the bouquet toss at her son's wedding. I had stood pretty much directly behind the bride but a fair ways away, because fuck it, the only people there were…

During my brother's second wedding, my niece's imperial douchebag of a boyfriend/drug supplier went into a drunken hissy fit over their relationship and tried to walk away in the parking lot with his shirt off and his pants down at his ankles. When my family confronted him he moaned about why, oh why do the families…

I remember my uncle got married back when I was like 7 or 8 and we had the reception at a park, it was in the summer, beautiful day and night, well I remember one of my uncles not the married one being cornered in a room where the food was being held by a group of 4 or 5 guys NOT dressed for a wedding or reception,…

I am disappoint. I have never seen a fight at a wedding! Am I just hanging out with the wrong people?

Man, this really takes my uncle-on-uncle volleyball fist fight and takes it to a whole nother level.

That was until we realise that one of the guests, possibly a groomsman, had come up behind one of the girls at the back and started grinding up against her and she turned around and slogged him.

Oh! I have a small one of these! At my cousin's wedding, my mum stabbed someone who was badmouthing my deceased stepfather. My step-brothers then dragged the guy out and beat him up.

I'm not saying anything can beat uncle shooting. But for the well-being of everyone, nobody should even try.