notacactus
NotACactus
notacactus

Best touchdown in New York in weeks.

It is because I say so. There is actually a ton of gold on the car.

Yo!

Can mine be a truck?

Because I like my women the way I like my cars: Fast, Italian, and with turbocharged 1.4-liter MultiAir engines.

For a minute I thought the title meant "Some moron crashed a subway train into a NYC office decades ago and it was never moved".

After 3 years Jalopnik Brazil is shutting down…we are truly heartbroken.

Let me tell you why.

I'm going to get mushy now, it is simply the truth; and the truth is owning a car in brazil is hard. This IS a gear head country but we are somewhat hidden enthusiasts, odd ones, lovers of a sport OTHER than soccer and that

Seriously. Fuck anyone who pays for F2P shit. You're officially ruining my hobby.

So, people are actually happy to spend actual money on disc-locked content?

Not to mention lack of public services after Detroit's bankruptcy.

the WRX is not an economy car. the impreza might be.

I can expense this, right? For, uh, you know, ergonomics. Sitting at a desk that's not made of a Lambo totally makes my back hurt.

It's in a office building. Chances are, stealing a stapler will yield better results if you wanna burn the place to the ground.

Yer adorable, Miley!

missed opportunity for a wrecking ball parody kenny. so disappoint.