Trying to do that everyday sounds exhausting.

so, if the chart tells me tomorrow I'm supposed to be peppy, how difficult would it be to put on the pep, in order to achieve the retrospective satisfaction of having been my own oracle? It's like that study on self deception which asked group 1 to keep their hand in icy water until they could no longer humanly bear…

Well, it's not a study, it's just one single woman without any science education to her name.

Sorry guys, I must just be at the time in my cycle where I'm more sensitive to bullshit woo-woo "science" studies.

But he only lasts 5 Seconds...

He needs to bone up on his etiquette. It's so hard to be a celebrity.

It took a certain amount of balls I suppose...

Don't be such a stiff. He is totally a "stand up" kind of guy. And the video is uncut.

its such a dick move of him

That's a good point. We reveal all sorts of things to people we trust with a reasonable expectation of privacy, whether sexual or not. I guess we have our lenses focused on the wrong point. The need to turn an intimate relationship into a headline is the tawdry part. And lest we argue that he shouldn't have sent the…

Agreed. There is nothing more upsetting than an unexpected and unwanted picture of a flaccid penis.

When they get divorced, you can say that their marital Union was destined to go down the Dwyane.

Seriously, who the hell is Riff Raff? He looks like James Franco in that Spring Break movie.

I love dick pics, I always read how awful they are but I do. Only of guys that I'm either sexing or planning to sex and as long as they're not extreme close-ups and the lighting is good (so they don't look diseased), there are some beautiful penii out there. I just love dicks. But yeah, make the guys 28 and older, I…

Egan: "But....but i tried, sir. But the media then started flipping things, and lawyers kept leaving me. And then the movie came out and it was over by then. That X-men license is staying put, but you....you do believe me, right?

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Looks like the case ended up exactly where it should have. Jezebel and every other outlet that gave this con-artist coverage in the pursuit of their own agenda should be ashamed of themselves.

I don't. The reason the previous lawyer quit, and the reason he can't find a new one, is because this guy doesn't have a case.

So it's Queer Eye For The Straight Guy except with black women instead of queer men and white women instead of straight guys.

They are trolling us.