Seriously, who the hell is Riff Raff? He looks like James Franco in that Spring Break movie.

I love dick pics, I always read how awful they are but I do. Only of guys that I'm either sexing or planning to sex and as long as they're not extreme close-ups and the lighting is good (so they don't look diseased), there are some beautiful penii out there. I just love dicks. But yeah, make the guys 28 and older, I…

Egan: "But....but i tried, sir. But the media then started flipping things, and lawyers kept leaving me. And then the movie came out and it was over by then. That X-men license is staying put, but you....you do believe me, right?

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Looks like the case ended up exactly where it should have. Jezebel and every other outlet that gave this con-artist coverage in the pursuit of their own agenda should be ashamed of themselves.

I don't. The reason the previous lawyer quit, and the reason he can't find a new one, is because this guy doesn't have a case.

So it's Queer Eye For The Straight Guy except with black women instead of queer men and white women instead of straight guys.

They are trolling us.

I'm sorry- abortion law aside, this woman gave birth to a child, who was apparently alive but presumed by the woman to be dead, and she sought hospital treatment but LEFT THE FETUS OUTSIDE OF A RESTAURANT. You can't just do that, what the fuck? I am so pro-choice, I'm almost pro-abortion, but that's not the way you…

1) Mixing a drug sensor into a complex mixture replete with organic solvents may blunt the sensitivity of the sensor and actually reduce the rate of false positives.

ahh, the old "this doesn't fix ALL our problems so let's not even try" argument. Pass.

I'm reminded of the Groucho Marx quote, "I refuse to be a part of any club that would have me as a member."

Smoke weed with your significant other, have a crippling anxiety attack and then spend hours curled up in the fetal position crying and shaking. Weed!

It's pretty easy when the two biggest symbols of the illuminati are also two the biggest symbols of significance to humans period. I mean, come on. Eyes means illuminati? How about eyes mean everything of significance in terms of the human spirit throughout human existence.

I dub this crime Mattressturbation.

Bwah! It's from Showgirls. Not a rape, but it IS the least sexy sex scene ever committed to film.

The best part of Craigslist is neither casual encounters nor missed connections- it's the area where you see casting calls for horrible amateur movies. I live in an area with a film/TV production program that's actually nationally regarded as pretty damn good. The students go on to work on top TV shows.

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's also not particularly offensive. Granted, it could also be rapebait. Who knows?

Youre mad. So very mad. When you grow up, youll get it.

...Are we really going to have a bunch of these 'challenges'? I support the cause but, no. Please, please, no.