Smoke weed with your significant other, have a crippling anxiety attack and then spend hours curled up in the fetal position crying and shaking. Weed!

It's pretty easy when the two biggest symbols of the illuminati are also two the biggest symbols of significance to humans period. I mean, come on. Eyes means illuminati? How about eyes mean everything of significance in terms of the human spirit throughout human existence.

I dub this crime Mattressturbation.

Bwah! It's from Showgirls. Not a rape, but it IS the least sexy sex scene ever committed to film.

The best part of Craigslist is neither casual encounters nor missed connections- it's the area where you see casting calls for horrible amateur movies. I live in an area with a film/TV production program that's actually nationally regarded as pretty damn good. The students go on to work on top TV shows.

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's also not particularly offensive. Granted, it could also be rapebait. Who knows?

Youre mad. So very mad. When you grow up, youll get it.

...Are we really going to have a bunch of these 'challenges'? I support the cause but, no. Please, please, no.

Cary didn't get my panties. Not even the dirty ones. It seems that I am in the minority, because I don't find him physically attractive at all.

Laughing through your bleeding eyes.

You are the tiny silent penguin of judging.

Kaylee wore it better AND she had Captain Tightpants to escort her.

'Nuff said.

No, it's watching pointless shows at the expense of one's brain cells. To be fair, it is only one among thousands in the Realitia viral family. I myself suffer from Conanitis.

There's no room for humour in my life!

Most people who die to ebola are actually taken out by some sort of 3rd party disease or illness, not ebola itself. These secondary infections are far harder to prevent in poor/underfunded nations.

I thought that was Minaajadolia?

Fair.

We should be more worried about the most destructive disease of all: Kardashiaitis.

Did they ever think that maybe 68 percent of the US population is just sleazy and exchanges bodily fluids carelessly?