"Male birth control has existed as a scientific possibility for years now. However, because it's not exactly profitable, the pharmaceutical industry has essentially shoved it aside while looking to engorge its profit margins in an avaricious celebration of capitalism."

More like, he has a book coming out today? How conveeenient.

They're lying, boner and beat off meant those things in their generation too, they just also happened to mean less risque things.

Dan, would you say Jessica Brown Findlay had her eye on you? Or was she looking more closely at other men?

"I don't know what we could have done for God to have given us a fag as a child,"

My doctor keeps telling me I should be 135 pounds, even though I'm 5'7."

No one's ever made a face like that while making a bed.

"It would be interesting to know if this pursuit of youth will apply to the men at Fox Sports as well."

Black don't crack, didn't you know?

I do not deny the accuracy of your description of Bran chapters.

Well you clearly have a special kind of insanity I'll never understand.

The people that surround Bran are boring, I agree, but the narrative role he plays, and insight into the mystical/mythical side of Westeros, is interesting. But Davos is boring as all get out! He reached for his luck. Oh, his luck is gone. Oh, his kids are dead. The Red Woman is evil. I only tell King Stannis the…

That's very understandable.

I mean, a poboy is basically a sub, but I refuse to believe anyone else can do them quite like a Louisiana kitchen can. And crawfish can get on pretty much anything here, standalone, fried, on a poboy, a steak, even catfish. And fried catfish smothered in a crawfish ettouffee is pretty much heaven. Catfish…

Theon's story is great, you're crazy.

All hail the One True King!

The interplay between the two is interesting. Ramsay is gleefully evil, but Theon's evil acts came about out of incredible desperation prodded on by Ramsay, and he sincerely regrets them. Even before the castration. It's almost like The Portrait of Dorian Grey, where Theon's broken body reflects Ramsay's evil inside.

I don't know anyone, regardless of gender, that likes Jon chapters. I know plenty of people who like Stannis, but not the Davos chapters, where he mostly appears.

heh.

I'd watch the Arya and The Hound Comedy Hour, for sure.