I try to live by "only be a dick when it's really worth it".

And you managed all that without buying the book! Jane, you may not be so ignorant after all!

And for the low, low, price of $14.95, you too can get earth-shattering advice like "Take a Tylenol" or "Clean yourself"! Why sufferer through a minimal amount of pesky introspection when you can pay someone to do it for your?

...uh Joan's not exactly shy about having plastic surgery, I doubt she'd keep it on the down low.

I thought it was some kind of vocal chord/throat surgery.

They're awful when you're not expecting/wanting one, which happens. Someone seems to have decided that it's dick pics in general that's awful, not the person sending them unsolicited, which is a shame.

I believe Riff Raff is some sort of transvestite from outer space. Not sure though.

...got caught Snapchatting a dick video (because dick pics aren't fucking awful enough)...

There are certain actors and artists who want to be a certain kind of actor or certain kind of artist, and I'm really not like that.

Basically. And, a decade later, society has somehow managed to not be negatively affected by it.

Others are arguing that the article is a fine example of free speech and that a retraction or apology would set a bad precedent.

I was so happy that someone (anyone) came to office hours to talk about a subject I really enjoyed, I would have never noticed if they were hitting on me.

Ceci n'est pas un chat.

Some people are freaks. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

That description of Jenner's book means some poor schmuck actually had to read the damn thing. Proof that life isn't fair.

"... a quarter of LGBT responses indicated that there was simply not enough money in the household to pay for healthcare premiums. "

A Kardashian pairing done just for the money? Say it ain't so!

Ewwww Fred Armisen, gross.

If there's one thing I'm sure of, it's that people who believe in the Illuminati Conspiracy can implicate anything to the Illuminati Conspiracy.