JEFF FISHER: I’m not fucking going 7-9!

*One finger of the Monkey’s Paw closes*

“Dong” is an official term for home run in MLB’s own style guide.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

It may not be perfect, but at least they are an undefeated 8-1.....

7-1 and definitely undefeated. A perfect season so far.

ONE NATION, ONE LOSS, NO TICKET.