As an actual Sri Lankan whose social media has been blowing up with this - trust me, he’s unfortunately not alone on this. We are a deeply conservative and patriarchal country. This kind of “outrage” is par for the course.

Our Pinkham in Kinja, hallowed be your name. Your thermosdome come, your steak be medium-rare, on Jezebel as in Kitchenette. Give us today our daily saved bread. Forgive us our steaks, as we forgive those who have Pinkham’s law’d against us. Lead us not into poop stories, but deliver us from crunchy allergies. For the…

Here’s something my mom likes to recite from a falling-apart comb-bound folk cookbook. You can substitute “siracha” for “catsup.”

I don’t really care where the kid is, but I do understand why people get defensive about babies on planes. For every 1 considerate parent there are 10 who let their kids stick their fingers in my shit, crawl all up on me, scream in my ear whilst staring DIRECTLY INTO MY EYES... which would all be fine if that parent…

RAPE JOKE TRIGGER WARNING

I almost feel bad about it, but tbh 15-year-old me would hear about how my abusive step-father died and be happy. He had a stroke in his late 40s from the drinking that partially paralyzed the right side of his body and left him with the mental age of a 13-year-old and a convenient amnesia of the preceding ten years,…

Personally, if they're going to make a movie based on a Louisa may Alcott book, I'd give my eye teeth to see Rose In Bloom on the big screen. (All the tears!!!!)

Are you my cat?

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

First of all, let me apologize on behalf of the well educated population of Saudi Arabia. This guy obviously either purchased his degree from college or attended classes sleeping, and I'm really ashamed of him saying such a thing. He is one of those people who rely on bullshit claims and illogical arguments set by…

I'm late to the party, but my shoes were awesome. I got married on a mountain (ski lodge in the summertime), and these were not practical. More than four inches of purple beauty on rocky terrain, but I wouldn't have traded them for any other shoe.

These golden beauties took me down the isle and into my first dance for my wedding last year. They were unbelievably comfortable and tied the whole look together. I'm a little bummed that more people didn't notice them.

I got these 9 years ago and am still in love with them, this year they're my good luck wedding shoes <3

If I give someone a cashmere sweater and they give me freaking sour patch kids, every single one of those patch kids better be wearing a tiny hand knit cashmere sweater

Unfortunately here in Sg, the govt has partnered with them on more than one occasion. SG is deeply sexist and ultra conservative, so FOTF has legs here.

I kinda stopped when he complained about sunglasses. Um, unless it's night time or you're inside, sunglasses are always appropriate. UV rays don't stop and take a break just because it's cloudy outside. I know plenty a white girl who has made the mistake of thinking cloudy = no chance of sunburn. Oh, how naive they…

"Hmm.. the special of the day is a B.L.T., you say? That sounds pretty good. Reminds me, my father always used to make a B.L.T. sandwich for lunch. I can still picture him standing over the sink in the kitchen eating one. If my father is somehow the one in the kitchen cooking these sandwiches YOU TELL THAT SON OF…