DOGLUBR really not sure why dogs need to be lubed, but okay.

Relevant, but not wholly necessary, and since none of the underlying stories indicate the model, it would just be guesswork on her part.

IT’S GOOOOOOOD!!!!!

But then where will he have room for the tree museum?

Ahhh, the driveways you can get away with in a state where it doesn’t rain.  Looks sharp!

Even God must be subject to morbid curiosity.

If He did, I’m sure it was preceded by an eye roll and an “ugh, fiiiine”.

Worst Billy Joe McAllister impression ever.

Crawdids

Why couldn’t this have been the new face of the GTI?!? Definitely more in line with the Mk7 and it looks both cute and menacing. The rear looks nice too.

As originally written, this article indicated the W/P ratio of this car to be ~100.

“Can you hear the drums, Lamando. I remember long ago, another starry night like this in the firelight Lamando...."

It looks like Zorro was on the body design team...

Subjective styling analysis:

I could have sworn I read somewhere that she was modeled after somebody’s mistress from early in the company’s history, so that may not be far from the truth?!

Well, now I feel like a schmuck for taking my wife to Arby’s to celebrate our anniversary.

But they already designed the Juke.

So, when done in carbon fiber, the spirit of ecstasy turns into the hammered girl at a wedding reception showing everyone her ass.

Virgin Galactic’s tech is of dubious value. It’s pretty much tailor-made for short suborbital tourist hops, and has no good path towards anything actually productive.

Ford should revive the Pinto as a hot hatch...lol