Woof. That is not a good looking thing.

Technically this shape (a rectangle with semicircles on opposite sides) is known as a discorectangle, obround, or stadium, which is a type of oval.

Wait, Edmund Sixtus Muskie, Carter’s Secretary of State is back in the game? I thought he was dead! I guess it’s true, old Mainers never die because you “cahn’t get thayar from heyar”.

Or, and hear me out because it may be hard to believe, you can speed up slightly and drive past her, never needing to worry about her again.

Bro, do you even JDM?

I’ve been on Jalopnik for its complete 15 year existence and this is in the running for the dumbest post I’ve ever seen on here.

It could say just about anything in German and you would think it’s reprimanding you.

This is a WTF blast from the past. You don’t see to many adds targeted at successful cult leaders, human traffickers, and televangelists these days.

Disagree.  I think the mild amount of snide here is very proportionate to the historical responses.  I’m enjoying every article, keep it going, Jason!

It’s weird to say it’s a crutch. If I had a sixth sense that gave me a more detailed picture of my surroundings allowing me sharper instincts and reaction times, I wouldn’t say, “fuck these super powers, I’ll just use my eyes.”

I thought this was pretty straightforward? 

While true, maybe (and hear me out, now), maybe we try to make guns less accessible to bad people, so that police don’t have to worry about every single motorist possibly getting out and shooting them?

We have contrasting definitions of what “totally different” means.

But it’s hot.

“It sports an eye-popping 250,000 miles but the ad notes that the M112 V6 under the hood is a relief pitcher and carries only 125K on its shoulders.”

Mercedes sold a lot of ML models over the years despite the original truck looking a bit like an Oompa-Loompa from certain angles.

I thought you meant Mercedes Streeter. But then I thought that would seem out of context because Porsche doesn’t make a school bus. So, yeah, this makes much more sense.

What about the MX30 with the rotary engine?