USWNT better watch out the next time they have to face Madison Bumgarner.

Keep scoring.  Stop celebrating wildly. 

Scoring in a World Cup is personal as much as it is for the benefit of the team. Mallory Pugh scored the eleventh goal, and it was her first ever goal in a World Cup (in her first World Cup game). Alex Morgan tied a USWNT record. It’s always a big deal to score in a World Cup, and these players are allowed to…

Yeah, I have zero problems with them scoring 13 goals. a) Goal differential matters here, and b) they’re in the midst of having to prove why they should be making more money than they currently are, and this is exactly how you do that.

I’m okay with them scoring a pile of goals. Celebrating those goals with more than a fist bump after about 5-0 just means you’re a bit of a dick.

My wife and I once installed a toilet correctly after watching a YouTube video.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

“Why would a boss sexually harass her? I mean look at her. He’s successful and she’s fat and ugly. No way do I believe her. He could do way better.

Yes, it’s super natural when you’re bumped on the hip in mid-air to do the splits. It happens all the time! He definitely wasn’t kicking a leg out to draw a foul. Klay Thompson is a man of honour and great esteem, and is surely above such petty chicanery.

With the series going to US soil, you knew the Canadians were going to get rid of their Looneys.

That looks like "Nice try" to me. 

I think it’s her complete lack of concern for the guy she just drilled in the face that really caps it.

“Still won't be as bad as Boston fans/reporters" --Chernobyl, Episode 5

The deaths of my heroes allow me to focus on what is truly important: me.

Life just doesn’t get any better than that.

Good. I visit my in-laws in St. Louis every Christmas and most of its residents are in desperate need of exorcise.

He was obviously rooting for Cersei, since she also screwed a brother.

I just can’t wait for Bran and the King of the North to face off.

In yet another embarrassment, FIFA has rolled out its slogan for this year’s tournament, “500 Girls, One Cup.”

My mother passed away about 10 years ago, when I was 22 years old. Because of my age, people naturally assume that both of my parents are alive and well. I have had my fair share of exchanges, especially during the course of my professionally career, where I basically pretend that my mom is still alive. It’s honestly…