Having sat through far too many atomic-level dissections of skate blades near the blue line, I have to strongly disagree with you where offside is concerned.

That is not the current rule. Catching the puck is allowed, see rule 67.2. http://www.nhl.com/ice/page.htm?id=26478.

Faulk did not maintain possession of the puck while completing a football move. Incomplete pass, no goal.

Dives in hockey are usually pretty easy to tell. If a player gets legitimately knocked down, they tend to spring right back up so they don’t get caught out of position or they immediately get up and go after the person who hit them in some mistaken form of machismo.

lol no

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

And Man City, for 90 years being the mediocre sister Manchester Club of United, once it got Emirates money, became a winner overnight. So...?

I’m not even a huge fan of MLS, but mannnn, fuck off with the tone of this article.

It's week 14.

And here, as everywhere, there is absolutely nothing objectionable about a person without a job deciding to take a job.

oh man - if Hue gets the Bengals job and they move on from Andy Dalton (no guaranteed money after this season) they could bring in Nathan Peterman and create a vortex of suck so strong it might render Cincinnati uninhabitable

NBC either needs to turn down every advertisement for every candidate running for POTUS or they have to run that ad.

The ad wasn’t for Trump running for president. He’s not a candidate for anything this year. So what you cited does not apply.

That’s definitely not true.

They really should have done a background check on that reporter before hiring him.

His recruiting is fucked now. There’s literally no upside to keeping him.

You left out the best part! When Manny Machado hit that home run tonight with two outs in the bottom of the ninth off Chris Sale, that was amazing.

So he could get hit by a bus.  I just fucking said that

...and THAT is why you always go for two!

I’m annoyed by how many of you didn’t understand the clear reference to “Sk8r Boi” in the hed...