Been there. What you’ve got to do is flip it upside down, move it across the kitchen, flip it over again, and then restart it. If that doesn’t work, repeat the process until it does.

Big TV game for Newcastle means DeAndre Yedlin will either nutmeg Luke Shaw 20 times or score an own goal.

Rodgers should shut up & go quietly to the team owner to solve this, not air his grievances to the public.

Well that clears it all up.

The Patriots would never bend the rules like that.

Nice try, Mark Judge.

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He definitely gets points for not getting tripped up by the name Donkey Dong Doug.

Woah, he called us ninnies. We’re truly fucked now

Well, he’s already clearly guilty of lying multiple times under oath, as well as not having the composure a Supreme Court Justice needs, so maybe it’s time to pick another partisan Republican-backed candidate anyway?

What evidence is that?

Right, because as we all know, decades of “high profile” public service make gang rape all better.

Luckily, he clearly isn’t.

Yeah, I’ve jerked off to your present girlfriend dozens of times.

My dad “accidentally” uses the accent of the culture whose food we are eating at a restaurant. Indian, Mexican, Vietnamese. And that’s less embarrassing than this loss.

They don’t try to hurt people?! They blew up Vince McMahon’s limo and killed him!

This is a little wild, and hear me out, because it’s a little complex: porn stars are human beings and have the right to refuse sex the same as any other person in any other industry

Let’s see Collinsworth spin this one on Sunday Night Friday Football.

I think his anger stems from his suffering from the oddest form of male pattern baldness ever witnessed by medical science.