James Harden flailing wildly in vain, hoping for a foul call after Manu’s block, is an underrated part of that clip.

However, the sexual assault during the Red Wings game did not occur between periods.

Roethlisberger has thus far been unavailable for comment.

Can’t wait until the midterms when we can finally slapshot these dummies out of the ballpark for a three point golazo spare. FORE!

Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

The banned fan’s seat will henceforth be filled by a statue of the fan.

Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

I’m not sure Americans could do that with our own anthem

To admit to voting for Trump was a mistake takes a level of self awareness that Trump supporters do not possess. They have bought into the Amway. The time share in Boca. The pyramid scheme. They have paid for the extended warranty on their leased Toyota Avalon. They are the temporarily inconvenienced future…

Not so fast, Albert. Trump still has his base, tens of millions of Americans who consider pulling out at the last second a respectable form of control.

His only accomplishment so far has been not trading up for Mitch Trubisky.

You know god damn well when he fired that truck up, and that big diesel engine started humming, those hog jowls were jiggling like a fat stripper’s ass cheeks.

Obviously the newly out of work sissy liberal sports reporters can get real jobs as coal miners in our refreshed coal mining industry!

I find this to be a very reasonable argument.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Pens.

Red should be immediately relabeled “Urine big trouble mister”. They pissed that opportunity away.

I’ve always liked Sergio, but even I have to admit I understand the widespread antipathy. He’s often been a whiny bitch with a woe is me attitude, who was usually his own worst enemy on the course.

and the yellow heart which means that they are each other’s top friend on snapchat!